各位秋裤,轻松调休调得你厌倦了吗? 你们说这样行不行,刻找看身可排假期南北调一下: 这五天北方人放假,对象定先肇庆市某某玩具厂那五天南方人放假,份证剩下355天我放假。胸和 你们觉得怎么样? 相信南北方的腿都朋友都能够理解我的~ ![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0429%2F8ed385c3j00scpch400h4c000j600o9c.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg)
毕竟放假嘛,开心最重要~ ![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0429%2F6005bfc9p00scpch3005ic000ic0032c.png&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg)
【一家开怀一家哭,轻松有人欢喜有人愁】 4月27日,刻找看身可排重庆秀山县一废旧棉花处理机器被卡,对象定先肇庆市某某玩具厂店家检查机器发现棉絮里有现金,份证大约有几千块钱,胸和部分已被打碎。腿都知情人称,轻松这些是刻找看身可排被子枕头里的棉絮,是对象定先从千家万户回收来的,很难找到失主。 ![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0429%2Fba6548e9j00scpch500mzc000gr00rjc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg)
天杀的,我一眼就认出了这是我家的棉花被! 快还我吧,我要被我妈骂死了。 对了,再看一下有没有金戒指和金项链,这对我很重要! ![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0429%2Fb1935b49j00scpch400o6c000j600n3c.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg)
此时,有个倒霉蛋已经哭晕在厕所。 ![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0429%2Fdad020ccj00scpch6016pc000su00zkc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg)
让本不富裕的家庭,雪上加霜。 ![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0429%2Ffd1dbf45j00scpch3001vc000ci007fc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg)
这真的是一家欢喜一家愁啊。 ![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0429%2Fbde7aae3j00scpch5008rc000go00n4c.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg)
这种情况,怕是喜盈门了。 4月27日,广东, 广东暴雨后鱼群排队进家,网友:留他们吃了饭再走吧~ ![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0429%2F83748a43j00scpch5008gc000ac00hkc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg)
关门,放线! ![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0429%2F52ab6b39j00scpch600ayc000fd00kjc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg)
高情商:留它们吃了饭再走。 低情商:养肥点再吃。 ![](http://cms-bucket.ws.126.net/2024/0429/5dac4cceg00scpch6037sc0006s00byc.gif)
蒜了吧,姜它们放茴大孜然,要筷,今碗落实到胃。 总之,得给一家老小安炖好了。 ![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0429%2Fa7faf4aaj00scpch60080c000dw0085c.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg)
这鱼也是犟,宁愿躺着游也不愿把背露出来,都偏头痛吗? ![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0429%2F77f9fe0bj00scpch7007ac000j600edc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg)
鱼儿都可以在马路上跑了,这几年环境整治效果真好。 ![](http://cms-bucket.ws.126.net/2024/0429/6bc14e89g00scpch7035ic000b400jsc.gif)
治安也老好了~ 4月27日,陕西西安,警营开放日活动,多人排队体验戴手铐。有女生对警察连声说“谢谢” ![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0429%2Ff528d16fj00scpch900frc000gm00n4c.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg)
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警察:头一次拷人听见谢谢。 ![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0429%2F58ac345ej00scpch80081c000bh00d6c.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg)
一天拷这么多人,当代年轻人的精神状态过于喜人。 ![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0429%2Fe19f65f1j00scpch8006xc000eb00hac.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg)
现场的情侣:警察蜀黍,可以这么拷吗? ![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0429%2F0d473e63j00scpcha00adc000bg00isc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg)
那啥,什么时候全国巡回拷?我很需要! 能把我从公司拷走吗?我不想上班了。 ![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0429%2F8a155684j00scpche01ukc001f0011oc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg)
就怕拷着拷着警察蜀黍来一句:咦?钥匙不见了! ![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0429%2F24798aa5j00scpcha0076c000j600huc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg)
要不给这位也拷一下的? 据央视新闻报道,云南昭通的自媒体博主袁某,为快速涨粉,把饮料假装成尿在医院做尿检,还当着医生的面喝下去。 男子的行为严重影响医院当天的就医流程,视频发布后,不良影响持续发酵。 经核查,其账号还存在“穿比基尼去陡街逛一圈”、“去猪圈抱着猪睡觉”、“买花圈送女生”等大量低俗恶搞视频。最终,袁某因涉嫌寻衅滋事被行政拘留15日,相关账号被封禁。 太炸裂了 (来源:视频综合) ![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0429%2Fa921de6fp00scpchx004ec000ic0032c.png&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg)
你看到了几种动物? ![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0429%2F93281fecj00scpchy00o8c000j600fjc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg)
【上期问】 你更喜欢哪种甜筒呢? ![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0429%2Fe48d7ae0j00scpchy0080c000fq00dwc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg)
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那就顺势躺下,看谁慌。 ![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0429%2F20c62897j00scpchz002lc000ku00uac.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg)
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